The Day Before.

Ok, my hubby's in today. He's in the next room. His mum will be staying with him. (Hehe!! Do I make us sound like a couple of mummy's boy/girl? Well, tough! We deserve it).

Oh yeah! My sister just flew in today. She just got back from this crazy ass work trip from Japan, L.A. and Chicago, viewing Hyatt hotels, and getting to stay at the best suites! For work! So not fair! And I'm stuck here in the S'pore Grand Hotel Presidential Suite! Well, on the plus side she brought me back the World Famous Oprah's Absolute Favourite Only Available In The Windy City Garrett Popcorn!!! Aaaaaahhh!!! Bliss comes in gallon cans. In cheese and caramel!! Yum!! http://www.garrettpopcorn.com/

Ooops! Just as I was about to dig my paws into the Chicago featured can, a doctor decided to pop in! She said' "I hope you're not gonna eat all that!" Well, duh! Of course I am! OK... hello! It was a gallon can, how could I possibly....Come on... *sigh*

Anyway, I pretty much lost my appetite after they inserted the i.v. line into my wrist, and the many blood tests following. Party over guys.....

Nil by mouth at the stroke of midnight, and then wey hey!! Rectal Suppository time!! Wot's dat I hear you say.. well.... a nice lady nurse comes in, tells me she's gonna give me sumthin to clear me bowels. Ok... so far so good. Now the good part... she tells me to lie on my side. Next thing I know, she tells me to take a deep breath, and then I feel a draft behind me (read: nurse lifting my hospital gown), and then, Whoah! She fingers me up the arse!!! Yecchh!! What was that?! Ok, done she says! The hell you're done! Well, I never.... Tells me, I'm gonna feel like going to the loo pretty soon. Oh yeah... big time diarrhoea! *SOB* oh the shame.....

Don't think I slept a wink that night. Maybe my eyes were closed, but my brain was on overdrive.